June 3, 2011 (Part II)

Shit My Carrie Says:

 I kinda want to fuck your feet.....

June 3rd, 2011

Shit My Carrie Says:

You know your boss is bored when he yells through the office wall that NKOTB is on Good Morning America & expects a verbal response all WHILE you're pumping. Awkward.

June 2, 2011

Shit My Carrie Says:

I would wipe your tears away with my tongue [if] it wasn't stalkerish creepy.