A karate chop to the crotch and a nipple grab do NOT constitute foreplay in my book.
Shit My Carrie Says
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
July 8, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
We all have our moments.. that is why we have the one special helmet to pass around. I can let you borrow it if you would like? :)
We all have our moments.. that is why we have the one special helmet to pass around. I can let you borrow it if you would like? :)
Friday, June 3, 2011
June 3rd, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
You know your boss is bored when he yells through the office wall that NKOTB is on Good Morning America & expects a verbal response all WHILE you're pumping. Awkward.
You know your boss is bored when he yells through the office wall that NKOTB is on Good Morning America & expects a verbal response all WHILE you're pumping. Awkward.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
June 2, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
I would wipe your tears away with my tongue [if] it wasn't stalkerish creepy.
I would wipe your tears away with my tongue [if] it wasn't stalkerish creepy.
Friday, May 27, 2011
May 27th, 2011 (Part III)
Shit My Carrie Says:
Small dogs scare the ever loving shit out of me... they are freaky little beasts that don't know their place. They are like cats on roids.
Small dogs scare the ever loving shit out of me... they are freaky little beasts that don't know their place. They are like cats on roids.
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