Tuesday, November 22, 2011

November 22, 2011

Shit my Carrie says:

A karate chop to the crotch and a nipple grab do NOT constitute foreplay in my book.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

July 8, 2011

Shit My Carrie Says:

We all have our moments.. that is why we have the one special helmet to pass around. I can let you borrow it if you would like? :)

Friday, June 3, 2011

June 3, 2011 (Part II)

Shit My Carrie Says:

 I kinda want to fuck your feet.....

June 3rd, 2011

Shit My Carrie Says:

You know your boss is bored when he yells through the office wall that NKOTB is on Good Morning America & expects a verbal response all WHILE you're pumping. Awkward.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

June 2, 2011

Shit My Carrie Says:

I would wipe your tears away with my tongue [if] it wasn't stalkerish creepy. 

Friday, May 27, 2011

May 27th, 2011 (Part III)

Shit My Carrie Says:

Small dogs scare the ever loving shit out of me... they are freaky little beasts that don't know their place. They are like cats on roids.