A karate chop to the crotch and a nipple grab do NOT constitute foreplay in my book.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
July 8, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
We all have our moments.. that is why we have the one special helmet to pass around. I can let you borrow it if you would like? :)
We all have our moments.. that is why we have the one special helmet to pass around. I can let you borrow it if you would like? :)
Friday, June 3, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
June 2, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
I would wipe your tears away with my tongue [if] it wasn't stalkerish creepy.
I would wipe your tears away with my tongue [if] it wasn't stalkerish creepy.
Friday, May 27, 2011
May 27th, 2011 (Part III)
Shit My Carrie Says:
Small dogs scare the ever loving shit out of me... they are freaky little beasts that don't know their place. They are like cats on roids.
Small dogs scare the ever loving shit out of me... they are freaky little beasts that don't know their place. They are like cats on roids.
May 27th, 2011 (Part II)
Shit My Carrie Says:
I prefer not using sex as a weapon... too much ammunition.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
May 25th, 2011 (Part II)
Shit My Carrie Says:
If you were truly white trash you would eat whatever you could get your hands on and LIKE it!
If you were truly white trash you would eat whatever you could get your hands on and LIKE it!
May 25th, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
They are handing their child a Fail Stick and asking him/her to turn it into a fairy wand.
They are handing their child a Fail Stick and asking him/her to turn it into a fairy wand.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
May 24th, 2011 (Part IV)
Shit My Carrie Says:
I can multiply fruit... 2 limes x 1 lemon = 1 damn good margarita
I can multiply fruit... 2 limes x 1 lemon = 1 damn good margarita
May 24th, 2011 (Part III)
Shit My Carrie Says:
It is only gay if you look each other in the eyes....
It is only gay if you look each other in the eyes....
May 24th, 2011
Shit My Carrie Says:
(In reference to breastfeeding her daughter): "AND I have issues home too with my [dear husband]... he always wants to touch when they are out."
(In reference to breastfeeding her daughter): "AND I have issues home too with my [dear husband]... he always wants to touch when they are out."
Monday, May 23, 2011
Carrie is My Bish
And I hang on every word that comes out of her mouth. Here is a selection of some of those words for your enjoyment.
I luvs me some Carrie, and you will, too!
I luvs me some Carrie, and you will, too!
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